Jonathon Brandmeier)

Oh!
The more you drink
The less we stink
The more you drink
The less we stink, stink, stink
We're not leavin'
'Til you're heavin'
We're not leavin'
'Til you're heavin'
The more you drink
The less we stink
The more you drink
The less we stink, you see
Hey!
We are not human, we are party animals!

Oh!
The more you drink
The less we stink
The more you drink
The less we stink, stink, stink
We like to holler
We scream and shout oh!

We never sleep
We just pass out
You crack us up
You say we're sick
You crack us up
You say we're sick
And we say
We are not human, we are party animals!

Yeah, we're not leavin'
'Til we're heavin'
We're not leavin'
'Til we're heavin'
We're not leavin'
'Til we're heavin'
We're not leavin'
'Til we're heavin'
[Puke, puke, puke, puke!]
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